nice frog
hi my name is joelea like jolie and i make bad decisions

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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source: yeezus-fish via: asstin
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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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source: toocooltobehipster via: otakv
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owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

source: owlmylove via: ohwow-okayy
65,732 notes7.258:07 AM
via: frossed
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paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

source: paradisaic via: theannieplanet
98,859 notes7.253:47 AM